“Aaaah, that was good” Sam said as he cleaned himself up with tissues and switched off the porn he was watching. He got his chubby body out of his lopsided computer chair to get cleaned up.
The 16 year old Samuel Serra was a high school dropout. However, unknown to many, he was a reasonably rich high school dropout who managed to turn his love for porn into a career, running a celebrity nudity website. He was also making bank running a highly successful Youtube page reviewing video and computer games.
Having been kicked out of his house by his parents for dropping out of school, he bought his own house in the neighborhood, and made it his bachelor pad with all the video game consoles for him to review his games and several computers to play his games.
Although theoretically, living the life of a game reviewer, running a successful web site, being a millionaire by the time he was 16, he should have been a popular guy in school, but the reality was, he was a big time loser in school.
He was never athletic, and although he had a extremely good memory, being able to memorize and recall all the celebrities and their nude scenes in his head instantly, he never demonstrated his memory in any of the subjects in school.
Even as a famous Youtuber reviewing games, he always appeared wearing an white mouse mask, naming himself "Anonymouse" giving his “Mousely Reviews” on games that he was playing. So the cool factor of being a famous Youtube star never carried on to his school life.
He had dropped out of school as he was already a millionaire from gaming. Furthermore, he was never popular in school anyway. Nobody really missed him there.
As a games reviewer, he regularly received sample copies of games, new consoles etc for him to review and hopefully get a favorable response. His Youtube page had millions of subscribers, and just his Youtube ads were enough to make him 3 million a year.
Today, a mysterious box arrived at his doorstep. He was of course used to receiving packages from people asking him to review their stuff online, but normally they would inform him a package was arriving. This was totally out of the blue.
He opened it only to find a futuristic looking helmet, two gloves and a remote USB controller. There was a small booklet which had the name “Masters of the Universe” on it.
“A He-Man game?” he sniggered. He’s never heard of this game, but by the looks of the futuristic headset and glove controllers, it looks state of the art.
Inside the booklet only had a picture instruction to plug the USB into his computer and log into a website.
“Ok, simple enough” he thought to himself as he plugged in the USB controller and started wearing the helmet and gloves.
As he wore the helmet, the visor turned on, and he was suddenly immersed in a ultra realistic world. He was only in the startup page, where he could create his own character, but already it impressed him to no end. It was the most incredible graphics he had ever seen.
“Wow! Woooooow!” he kept saying to himself as he personalized his character. It apparently was a game in a sword and sorcery game. He named himself "Asura" and selected a magician class and started customizing the game.
As he entered the world, he was shocked at how realistic everything was. Initially, he was scared out of his mind fighting the most basic wild boar, the first fight he got into in the world.
“This is so real!” he thought as he finally hit the boar with his third fireball. The first two completely missed as he cast them in a panic.
As he walked over to the boar, he smelled the burning flesh and looked at the gory scene.
“Uuurgh” he started puking in his mouth.
He suddenly remembered that he was playing a game. He quickly took off his helmet and gloves and rushed to the toilet, puke running down his mouth and onto his clothes.
He puked his guts out, and then washed his face. He realized that his body was drenched in sweat.
“Phew, what an awesome game! So realistic, I’m sweating buckets” he thought to himself.
He removed his clothes, leaving only his underwear on and went back to his computer, again donning the helmet and gloves.
Again, he found himself in the forest. This time he was more composed and mentally ready. He continued venturing deeper into the forest.
It was quite a while later that he took off his helmet in shock, his hands shaking. He had died for the first time, so it was a good time to stop and take a break.
In the game, he was surrounded and killed by a horde of orcs. He had run out of mana and ran himself into a dead end.
He got up and found that his underwear was drenched in sweat through the activity and fear. He took off his underwear and threw it in his pile of laundry. He lived alone anyway, so there really was no need for him to wear clothes indoors.
His stomach grumbled and he suddenly felt incredibly painful hunger pangs. He looked at the time and it seemed he had only played for 3 hours. Not bad, but he shouldn’t be that hungry.
But then he looked at the clock on his computer.
“Two days? I’ve been playing two days non stop?” he screamed out loud. No wonder he was hungry.
After quickly grabbing some frozen pizza from his fridge, he decided to make a video about the game. He was still super buzzed about the game and so he donned his infamous Anonymouse mask, and in the nude he started making a video as he logged onto the game again.
His video instantly went viral, with his glowing remarks, yet most of the comments were about him being potentially nude. He was seated on his chair, so it wasn’t obvious, but as he moved and played the game, one could see his naked butt and part of his pubic hair from the camera.
Game wise, Sam was hooked. He took random breaks to use the toilet and to eat and rehydrate himself, and occasionally to shop for food. But the rest of the time, he played the game.
As he had nothing else to do, Asura quickly rose to the top of the worldwide leaderboards.
In the real world, the game started taking off too, with nearly 200 million people worldwide playing the game within weeks.
As Sam received the helmet and gloves for free, he didn’t have to pay for it, but the rest had to purchase the equipment, arguably making bank for the makers of the game.
However, although many gaming magazines and websites wanted to find out more about the game, the creator and publisher of the game was unknown. Nobody knew where this game came from.
Some conspiracy theorists even claimed it came from outer space, created by aliens to select a human champion.
Sam found all these laughable of course. But he didn’t care. All he cared about was his world number 1 ranking. This was the first time in his life he was champion at anything, and he wasn’t about to give it up.
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